[Comedy] Before Marriage vs After Marriage

1. BEFORE MARRIAGE.. Man : I have been waiting for this day Lady : Do you want me to leave? Man : No Lady : Do you love me? Man : Of course Lady : Will you ever cheat on me? Man : Never in my life Lady : Will you ever hug me? Man : Every chance I get Lady : Will you hit me? Man : Are you crazy? Lady : Can I trust you? Man : Yes Lady : Sweet heart AFTER MARRIAGE : _Read from bottom to top